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So Caucasian

So Caucasian
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Added: 5/29/09

By: Kno of CunninLynguists

Lyrics:

I'm caucasian
It's the reason
Michael Jordan's hittin 40 this evenin'

I'm exhausted, barely breathing
I been sittin... on the bench all season

No matter what they'll never pass it to me
My range is as far as my arms can reach

I'm caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
I'm caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
I'm caucasian

Not a monster, not a balla
I'm simply tall, yeah
And thats a problem, that'll never ever be solved

And no matter what they'll never pass it to me
My range is as far as my arms can reach

I'm caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
I'm caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
I'm caucasian

Im caucasian / White like salt packs
If I ain't translucent / What you call that?
I'm notorious / spin move laborious
Lucky if I get minutes with the Warriors
I like mayonnaise, I like sodium
We prolly lost if you see me at the podium
What about Dirk? He MVP'n
He ain't caucasian, he a european
Bird's Indian, Nash' Canadian
Garbage time when you see me in the stadium
They say oh god, why he foul so hard?
Look at his skin tone, he getting outscored

I'm caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
I'm caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
I'm caucasian
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Date: 5/2009
Category: Team Spirit and Fans - Slideshow
Team: Chicago Bulls
Player: SG Michael Jordan
 

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reply andy martin Joined: 8/10/09 Team: Los Angeles Lakers 8/10/09

hey this video was hillarious but yea it could be a tad racist to those that are sensitive but honestly as a white american its hillarious. Its all in good fun i believe plus they got european ball players on here. I am a damn good ball player and i have a ridiculous vertical and i dunk on who ever black white puerto rican who eve. But enough of the racist comments whip cracken please that makes us look bad we should not feel impowered by such ignorant behavior. and please responding with another racist remark is no better dang when will it ever change. Ps dont let this web site protect your true idenity if you racist tell somebody in person then act tough...... and yea the guy who made the song is white

reply Ignorance is bliss 7/9/09

I guess some of you people don't understand the meaning of satire. Kno of CunninLynguists (the person rapping) is in fact white.So all you pastie pale motherfuckers spouting out all this racist bullshit can suck my big black dick.

reply Watson111505 Joined: 5/7/09 Team: Dallas Cowboys 6/1/09

This is a really funny video,, I luaghed my ass off.. and I'm So Caccasian.....

reply goORducks Joined: 2/12/09 Team: Oregon Ducks 5/31/09

1:16 is too funny

reply goORducks Joined: 2/12/09 Team: Oregon Ducks 5/31/09

i knew this was gonna cause so much uproar about race

reply rofl 5/30/09

I can edit my voice with reverbbbbb. and i'm so stupid i think Caucasians from europe aren't Caucasians.

reply lol 5/30/09

crackers? yes, we crack the whips...thats why you cotton pickers call us that. not to mention the minimum IQ to be considered mentally retarded had to be raised as most of your population fell under the cutoff.

reply Jeezy 6/16/09

Apparently you fell under the cutoff as well since your retarded ass failed to realize RAISING the minimum IQ would actually mean the opposite of what you're trying ooo hard to say. Good Job you half-assed racist...

reply remixit 5/30/09

im a african so african, i caaN jump reaalll Hiigggghhim a african so african, if im talkin its a liiieeee

reply Pubes 5/30/09

I would gladly take 20 years in life expectancy over 20 inches on my vertical

reply Not racist 5/30/09

just true. Diversity is what makes life interesting. Face it. Black people are the most athletic race. Asian people are the best with math. Mexicans have strong families. Germans make great fucking cars. White people can capitalize on anything. And they look the best with tatoos. - Some white dood "who used to get dunked on by my friend Quanelle Levy in gym class, but now owns his own business"

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